JokeSJ Contest. Tell a Joke – Win a Prize

I was recently contacted to run a small contest to give away a Just For Laughs prize pack as part of the Capital One Canada “Laughing all the way to the bank” giveaway:

Prize pack contains $100 gift card to a local restaurant, a Just For Laughs Gag DVD, a DVD featuring one of the tour’s comedians, and a Just for Laughs Mascot plush toy (approximate value $125)

The contest itself was up to me to create, so here it is- the JokeSJ Contest.

Simply leave a comment below with your favourite joke (just one entry please).  On November 15th, I’ll pick one comment (at random) to win the prize pack.  It’s as simple as that.

Just make sure to use a social media account or enter your email address when leaving a comment to ensure that I can contact you if you win.  The chosen winner will also have to answer a skill testing question (hint, if you can add small numbers, you are good to go).

Looking for more ways to win?  Check out the following national contest:

While you may not be a stand-up comedian, you could be a winner in the Capital One Stand Up Stand Off contest on Facebook! All you have to do is go to the Facebook page at, watch the videos and see if you can pick the most crowd- pleasing comedian. While there, enter the contest for your chance to win an LG entertainment bundle (valued at approximately $2,500). There will also be fun prizes and gift cards up for grabs throughout the contest (nine prize packs valued at approximately $125-$145), so be sure to visit often! The Stand Up Stand Off contest kicks off October 24 and runs until November 14, 2012. See contest rules for more details.

The mandatory legal blurb for the JokeSJ Contest is below:

No purchase necessary. Open to Canadian residents (excluding Quebec) who have reached the age of majority in their province or territory. Enter the JokeSJ Contest for your chance to win a Laughing All the Way to the Bank give away package worth approximately $125 CDN. Prize packs include a $100 gift card to a local restaurant, a Just For Laughs Gag DVD and a DVD featuring one of the tour’s comedians and a Just for Laughs mascot plush toy. Any part of the give away package may be substituted for one of equal or greater value. To enter, leave a comment to this blog post with your favorite joke. Contest opens October 31, 2012 at 8:00 a.m. AST and closes November 14, 2012 at 11:59 p.m. AST. Chances of winning depend on the number of eligible entries received. Skill-testing question required.

10 Comments  comments 
  • Scott Anderson

    My kids tell me this joke all the time and every time….I laugh.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    I don’t know…why?
    To get to your house.

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there?
    The chicken silly!

  • blessedta

    Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

    The outside.

  • Jamie

    What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe?


  • Miss T

    What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?

    A red carnation.

  • Craig Curnew

    Knock knock…
    Who’s there?
    Interupting cow…

  • Tyson K

    How many potatoes does it take to kll an irishmen ?

  • Melissa

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two
    A: Because the can said “concentrate” on it.
    (Srry guys there were more but couldnt resist hah)

  • Jenn

    Q: How do you make a kleenex dance?
    A: You put a little boogie in it!

  • Christine Huard Lessard

    Q .How do you make a Kleenex dance?
    A. Put a little Boogie in it. :)

  • Darwin

    Not sure if i can enter, but I’m going to try. I’m from Vancouver, BC

    What do bananas do best in gymnastics?

    The splits!